**Crap alert** Tighten up your wallet and proceed with caution. The world in which we live in today is full of gadgets and electronics everywhere we go. Kids today have access to anything and everything you can think of through one of mans greatest inventions ever…video games. Yes, from the humble days of two sticks and a ball (pong for you young whipper snappers who haven’t the slightest clue what I was referring to), to the latest Final Fantasy, games have come a long, long way. Naturally, some games can be longer than others requiring specail skills such as evading sleep for hours on end and even extreme fasting. Hey…you gotta take one for the team every once in a while. With the increasing demands games place on gamers today, artificial help (read: Performance enhancing drugs for gamers) may be the next frontier. So what is a gamer to do? You guessed it…Performance enhancing drugs for gamers are in fact here.
I present to you FpsBrain, energy/nutrition pills geared towards gamers. The company FpsBrain claims: “support gamers nutrition and optimizes capacity of reaction and concentration”…..riiiiiight. I’m going to go way out on a limb here and call BS! In case you didn’t know, any product that has “Energy” anywhere listed on the product it is nothing but crap. Whether it is loaded with various checmicals, “exotic extracts”, or just plain sugar, “Engery” products are the biggest scam and waste of money on the planet today. Just in case you were wondering, the “body/hunger supporing ingredients inside are:
L-tyrosine, L-glutamine, Choline, Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Niacin amide, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B1
Awesome isn’t it! Now you can frag all day and continue doing so looong into the night. However, if you take another look at those ingredients and then spend 5 minutes in your local Walgreens or CVS, you will quickly come to realize that these ingredients are found in countless nubmers of other energy products. So what makes FpsBrain so special? Maybe it is the sleek and dark bottle? Heck, maybe they’re even charging you for the outrageous claims. Either way, 19.90 Euros (about $27.00 USD) is roughly $27.00 too much. On a lighter note I just thought of a new rule and regulation in future land parties that I never once thought I would see…mandatory piss/drug tests. Don’t want them damn “juicers” “chuggers” gaining the upper hand…er…thumb…er whatever it is they gain, do you? It’s amuzing to joke about isn’t it? But hey, if you have an adversion to money and would rather piss it away…be my guest.
Source: The Gadgeteer
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