Excrete in musical style: “Jammin Jones Toilet Seats”

When you reach a point in your life where you realize you’re 30, unmarried, make less than $10/hr, and play in a band on weekends because it’s your passion and are still searching for something fulfilling and meaningful in your life, you often go to great measures to find that “thing”. Call off the search and look no more. Musicians and bathroom decor junkies alike will surely come to appreciate this fine piece of bathroom glitz and glamour: The Jammin Jones Toilet Seats. These unique seats are modeled after various guitar and piano bodies giving your porclein throne a new, fresher face that will welcome you each and every time you come to give gifts of not exactly joy. If you’re touched by the style gene, I hope you’re also graced with a tree with dollar bills growing on it as these works of art will set you back around $169. Sure it isn’t the most expensive toilet seat around, but is surely isn’t the cheapest. Still, if you have an eye for design and love your precious bathroom time, these Jammin Jones Toilet Seats will I’m sure please.

Source: The Awesomer, Jammin Johns