#CES2011 — ViNCi Tablet: The Tablet for Babies and Young Children.

#CES2011 — ViNCi Tablet: The Tablet for Babies and Young Children.

“The tablet for babies”? It may sound crazy to give a baby who may not even be able to walk an electronic that normally costs many hundreds of dollars and is incredible fragile. But the ViNCi tablet developed by Rullingnet is something different. The design as you can see, is built for durability with a large bumper guard that wraps around the tablet, protecting it from drops of up to 1.5m. As for the tablet internal hardware itself, a powerful 1GHz ARM...

Beyond disgusting: Piggy banks…made with real baby pigs.

Beyond disgusting: Piggy banks…made with real baby pigs.

Imagine the look of your little daughters face when you reward her birthday with one of the old classic gifts — a piggy bank. Except this bank is very different from the rest. It’s made from an actual baby piglet carcass. Fucked up — yes! TheCheeky.com has had some questionably tasteful products before. But even looking back into their catalog, I’m hard pressed to find something as gross as this. One other strike against the...

Raise ‘em right: The AT-AT Walker Stroller

Raise ‘em right: The AT-AT Walker Stroller

You know the saying “Teach ‘em while they’re young” ? Usually it refers to some crass habit or mannerism the great uncle (or dad) exhibits routinely. But it doesn’t always have to mean something undesirable. Such a case is perfectly highlighted with the above image — an AT-AT Walker. Star Wars has a cult following. It’s one of the geekiest, nerdiest movie series in the history of mankind spanning across furniture, toys,...

Weed, Check!…Whiskey, Check!…Wait, what about our baby?

Weed, Check!…Whiskey, Check!…Wait, what about our baby?

This isn’t techy by a long shot, it really is quite horrible, but I did think it was absolutely amazingly hysterical. Have you ever been sitting around smoking a fatty drinkin some Jack and realize you still have to deal with your children? I know this feeling (not really), not sure what to do with them when you want to get sloshed out of your mind. As parents we put up with a lot, don’t get me wrong, and sometimes we need to just be left alone and allowed to get...

Rocco: The energy generating, resourceful horse of course.

Rocco: The energy generating, resourceful horse of course.

Parents near and far have probably heard their kid ask for a new toy upon entering into a store at least half a billion times. Most times they’re met with a quick and sharp “No!”. Denying the kid doesn’t phase you in the slightest because god knows you kneed another damn cheap plastic toy riddling your floors. If your child happens to ask for “Rocco”, you may want to pause before you sharply reply with a “No” the next time. ...

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