Finally: The Angry Birds Bra.

Finally: The Angry Birds Bra.

Thanks to Etsy seller SceeneShoes the more tech/nerd minded laides can finally sport their most favorite game on their…chest with the unofficial Angry Birds bra. Available for $35 in sizes ranging from 34A to 38DD, the hand-painted apparel will definitely turn heads when displaying not only the birds, but the contents of the birds as well. (It’s a win win for spectators!) As of writing the red bird and green pig are as good as it gets. Hopefully as this...

Apple puppet Phil Schiller on the App Store booby ban: Boobs are only ok from “household” names. Double standards ooze out of every pore…

Apple puppet Phil Schiller on the App Store booby ban: Boobs are only ok from “household” names.  Double standards ooze out of every pore…

Like heaping piles of BS early in the morning to get your morning off to the perfect cynical start? Well aren’t you a lukcy human, you’ve come to the right place. As you all may know, Apple recently went an a great purging of any titillating and “sexy” apps from the app store. Thousands of apps showing boobs, butts, and stomachs were removed from the App Store because apparently, “women and children were bitching in mass numbers”. The...

WTF?! Apple orders all apps > “G” expunged. Continues to push iPhone platform further into irrelevance.

WTF?!  Apple orders all apps > “G” expunged.  Continues to push iPhone platform further into irrelevance.

Since way back in 2007, Apple has been pretty strict about sexual content in the App Store. At first there was just cause — there wasn’t really any easy or robust measures set in place to protect the kiddies from the horrors of nipples and wieners. Then came OS 3.0 and better parental controls. It even got to the point that Apple was starting to switch sides by approving iBoob and iBabe app to the joy of many iPhoners alike. But just as fast as it all...