Bark 4 Beer Dog Collar Bottle Opener: The Greatest dog collar. Ever.
You know, as much as I mention gadgets and other forms of digital tom geekery that in one way or another service alcohol, I wouldn’t be surprised of all of you started to think I was some sort of alcoholic. But such isn’t the case. And no, I’m not in denial either. Even still, regardless of alcohol consumption, you have to find an invention as clever and ingenious as the Bark 4 Beer Dog Collar Bottle Opener as a gift to all mankind.
The collar itself is pretty standard run of the mill nylon. The bottle opener itself is where it get’s interesting. Feel free to open whatever bottles you can find a full two feet from dear old dog’s neck all while he blankly stares at you — clever creatures they are.
Further quelling thoughts I’m some sort of alcoholic — there are plenty of other liquids that come in bottles requiring bottle openers besides beer. Is $14.95 too much to make your seemingly happy family friend even more useful in the walk we call life? For as much as I’ve seen some other gimmicky collars go, this is a steal.



You know, there are so many different types of Bottle openers that come in different shapes, sizes, colors, styles, etc. that someone could create quite a collection. If bottle openers are you thing, whether for a collection or just hobby, the Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener should be near the top of your list. The physical styling is pretty cool though, a rather gimmicky motorcycle revving sound is activated every time you open a bottle. To each his own — the revving sound will delight some and annoy others.


