BREAKING NEWS!!!! — Thank god real matters of health and humanity have been figured out. Cancer, AIDS, and the common cold all pail in comparison to the real conquest behind the great scientists of the world — the Chicken or the Egg dilemma. Just so you know, the chicken came first. Be at peace dear...

Reach back into the depths of your mind. Past the cobwebs, spiders, and rotting bones back to a chest full of forgotten and lost memories. Reach inside and sift through the myriad collection and try to recall the Chipotle iPhone app that I talked about previously here and here. It was instantly popular hence the reason that it came and went within hours. While I joke about time, it wasn’t really that long ago (January), though it honestly does seem like last year....