Are you an avid Microsoft junky who drools at every Redmond announcement?  For those select few, get the drool cup and take pop a few Prozac because this post could be a little much for you.  Tech Crunch has received the CES keynote basic outline and boy is it as exciting as watching paint peel, exciting!  In fact it’s sooo exciting, Bill Gates himself had to sit this one out due to his ailing health and old age.  His energetic and youthful replacement, Steve...