For far too long, I’ve sat through countless movies taking place in lands in the far east, amazed by their technology and captivated by their assortment of…vending machines. Yes. Those hulking boxes of consumer consumption are pretty sweet. In lands far far away that is. Here in the states, we still stair at decade-old, rickety, broken down, way past their prime units. In the year 2010 and beyond, we need something new. Fast.. Next Generation Vending and...

Android users and fans of food finding service “Yelp” have a new toy to play with residing in the latest Google Maps 4.4 update — food, ATMs, Bars, Gas Stations and more. In a market (no pun intended) that is heavily saturated with similar “food-based location search” apps, Google’s update may seem like a “me too” approach. For the most part, that assumption would be true. Google Places aggregates its data from Yelp,...

Geeks may spend an inordinate amount of time geeking around on computers, gadgets, or whatever else it is that we spend time on, but at some point, we’ve all got to eat. The general consensus is that gadget aficionado and the like go for the quick, usually unhealthy meal. But every once in a while, we like to take it upon ourselves and expand our horizons, making our own food from time to time. That’s where the Space Invader Toaster will seal the...

How about a good laugh this Friday… Are you arms just sooo heavy that lifting them to further fatten them up is such a burden? Do you wince at the thought of having to lift a finger just to stuff your face? Well friends and geeks, the “Food Lift” is here to save your life and help you fill out those pants faster than ever before. Using a revolving, escalator-like trough, food placed on the food lift is constantly pummeled against your face ensuring...

Ya, you could be all crafty and invent some uber gadget that completely automates your life — dressing you, brushing your teeth, wiping your as…. but that would just take all the fun out of life, wouldn’t it? So what is the next best thing to the brain implanted chip that allows you to see through walls and compute complex calculations faster than the world’s fastest super computer? Simple — a CD spindle bagel holder. It’s so basic yet...