Want to really get underneath someone’s skin in a way mere words simply can’t obtain? Talk about someone’s weight. Most people hate that. Am I advocating it? No. It’s just not nice to make fun of them or criticize them. But advocating something as clever and funny as a door mat that doubles as a scale is funny. Next time your friends/family come over, walk do the door and pause for a moment, listening to see if they notice the Doormat Scale...

Having as many things as you can think of crammed into one device seems like a gift from above. But often times, such gadgets often suffer from “jack of all trades, master of none” syndrome in that no single feature stands out for being amazing. A phone stuffed with a bajillion mediocre features is far from exciting and in fact quite frustrating and disappointing. Thankfully we can always dream about the “xPhone” — a do it all, no compromises...

We could try all day to express our feelings of anger, disgust, and outright hate by “talking it out” or using other means. But why do all of that nonsense when a simple “fuck” is all that is really needed? Think you have it bad for that smartphone of yours? The owner of this iPhone obviously had some anger problems. It isn’t so bad though. Instead of punching kittens and killing fish he decided to go the verbal route and use one of the...

I don’t know about you, but when I see a clever usage of Twitter whether it’s a tweeting beer keg or a tweeting cat, I find myself smiling and realizing the overall joys in life are small, nerdy, and just plain innovative. Innovative isn’t what some would call “GitEmSteveDave’s” crazy Coffee-on-a-car contraption with other honorable mentions being “dumb”, “stupid”, “retarded”, etc. I have a sense of...

Physical deformations are never something to joke about. That is unless the person featuring the unfortunate deformation has fun with it themselves. If you’ve ever gone to an actual Halloween costume party, you know, one where the attendees actually get into and go over the top, you may have seen a full fledged Chewbacca costume with or without the standard C3PO parts strapped to his back. For one man in Austin, Texas, “spare parts” and the illusion of...