Are you arms just sooo heavy that lifting them to further fatten them up is such a burden? Do you wince at the thought of having to lift a finger just to stuff your face? Well friends and geeks, the “Food Lift” is here to save your life and help you fill out those pants faster than ever before.
Using a revolving, escalator-like trough, food placed on the food lift is constantly pummeled against your face ensuring the most consumption in the least bit of time. After watching the video, it’s fun to laugh at, though in all reality, you and I both know there are people out there seriously considering this for themselves. *shakes head* What is the world coming too…
To some, sailing around the world and taking in the sights, smells, and sounds that the numerous oceans and cultures offer is something that generally resides solely in dreams and fairy tales with the “real” world being much less enthralling. Some however can afford to sail around the world and see all there is to see. Doing so in your typical sailboat, or if they’re really loaded, yacht. For as little as $16,000 however, you can show those richer than most up with the couch boat.
As the name implies, it’s a couch…on a boat. That’s pretty much it. A few other basic add-ons such as canopy, mini-fridge, and laptop power points are also available for order. Though with practically nothing between you and the open seas, a laptop is the last thing I’d be aching for. Ok, so luxury probably isn’t the biggest talking point here. Convenience and comfort however look to be top pick.
Would you want to venture around the planet on nothing more than a couch on top of some pontoons? Yeah, I didn’t think so. But for a quick skim around a private lake, I’ll definitely call dibs.
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