How about a good laugh this Friday… Are you arms just sooo heavy that lifting them to further fatten them up is such a burden? Do you wince at the thought of having to lift a finger just to stuff your face? Well friends and geeks, the “Food Lift” is here to save your life and help you fill out those pants faster than ever before. Using a revolving, escalator-like trough, food placed on the food lift is constantly pummeled against your face ensuring...

To some, sailing around the world and taking in the sights, smells, and sounds that the numerous oceans and cultures offer is something that generally resides solely in dreams and fairy tales with the “real” world being much less enthralling. Some however can afford to sail around the world and see all there is to see. Doing so in your typical sailboat, or if they’re really loaded, yacht. For as little as $16,000 however, you can show those richer than...