NES Controller Soap reeks of Mtn. Dew. Gamers flock to shower in mass numbers…
**Disclamier: I love gamers. I am a gamer. Some of us stink. Get this soap.
Do you have a quiet, unsociable cousin who smells like BO and spoils away in the basement for hours on end? Why does he smell? There’s no shower in the bathroom and you know he’s not coming up anytime soon. Besides, why shower if you’re not going out? Save water and gain more play time. Perfect! Jokes aside, (I know not every gamer smells like BO and lives in a basement — come one, not everyone is fortunate enough to have basements) most of the hardcore gamers I’ve met along the path they call life have been more into their hobby and love than for soaps and smelly stuff. Smell stuff in general isn’t a guy’s “thing” if you know what I mean. But gamers deserve the ability to love soap and bath time just as much as any female companion.
When the time does come for that magical shower time, instead of lathering up with the oh so common “fucking fantastic forest breeze”, “gratifying grape gumbo”, and “berry fresh ass”, reach a little further for the Nintendo Controller Soap complete with Mountain Dew fragrance. Gamers, your soap has arrived. The shape alone is enough to lure a few of you into the watery confines of the shower while the heavenly scent of your anti-drowsy drink of choice — Mtn. Dew — fills your nostrils and coats every pore of your body.
For the repulsed ladies reading you have to remember, those who chose to wear the Mtn. Dew fragrance don’t do it because you like it. They do it because they like it, constantly walking around and longing to sniff themselves.
Now if only someone could make a Mtn Dew soap you could actually eat….
- Purchase the NES Controller Mt. Dew fragrance soap from Etsy ($34 USD for a pack of 4)
