If you happen to know Jonathon Crawford, cherish those moments when you are with him. He’s a freaking genius. When life hands you bananas, make a flamethrowing trombone out of them. In all reality, it’s nothing too fancy — a few odds and ends including a typical trombone, propane tank, barbeque ignition system, and temperature sensor. When assembled together, however, the Flame throwing trombone of hell is born. I promise you, whichever school...

Neighbor’s dog stepping on your last nerve? Kids across the street keep throwing their crap on your lawn? Put them in their place with an arm-mounted flame thrower. The brainchild/pyro behind this Inspector Gadget-esque device is Everett Bradford. The device, known to us mere mortals as the arm mounted flame thrower goes by a more studious “Prometheus”. I don’t care what it’s called — I want one. Construction is rather simple...