The latest fear mongering going on in the news is that of H1N1. While a concern for certain individuals, it is hardly the ruckus the media plays it up to be. But hey, they have to have some story to repeat every hour don’t they? Moving on, having any kind of illness often leaves your nostrils a tad leaky. Such liquids aren’t exactly socially wanted so we wipe them away with fluff-ified tree particles and toss them in the trash. In the spirit of geekiness...