Say you want to get a group of kids motivated. How about starting off with the line “Don’t eat sugary snacks, snort coke instead. Ya, not exactly a winner there, is it? In much the same manner of nonsense, the CEO (John Williams) of Domtar — a paper making company — is launching a major campaign this summer geared towards kids. The message: “Put it on paper”… First off, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. ...

After the more somber tone below involving two crazies of the world, how about a little nerdy humor to get your morning back on a happy note? Forget the coffee caption if your life doesn’t depend on it…*raises hand*. If my brain ran Windows, I’d be petrified of sudden blue screens, ie: strokes. *ponders for a moment* Yikes! Gizmodo > Abstruse...