Dreamcast and Soap. Suds up!

Who doesn’t like to bathe? Sure, being a techie and going to plenty of tech related events means I’ve occasionally run in to some less than rosy smelling folks. But who am I to judge, right? At least now I have something to give back to those nerds in need of a little suds time thanks to the Dreamcast Soap.

Simple. Nerdy. So fresh and so clean.

[Product Page: Etsy]

Start your morning off right — Space Invader Soap

Some people prefer wheaties. Others kick off the morning with bacon and eggs. Me? I’m a simpler being, instead opting for Space Invader Soap.

No, I don’t eat soap if that’s what you’re getting at. But I don’t eat first thing in the morning, hence the whole “starting off” thing. The food comes after I don’t smell like a foot.

Nothin’ like sudsin’ up with some intergalactic space bots forever held hostage in a mixture of oils and minerals.

Hop inside for the link…

Star Wars Soap: The ultimate call to bathe.

I’m not trying to knock the true geek’s basement living, rarely venture up for air lifestyle (I’ve done it plenty myself), but sometimes you just stink. Plain and simple. Not to mention, for someone who is constantly multi-tasking and taking in information from all over the place, standing in place, staring at a blank wall, and scrubbing just doesn’t seem very exciting. So, why bathe?

If you’re a geek who doesn’t see the need to bathe, take note. The Star Wars Logo Soap is your soap. Everywhere in society we see geeks being tied to some sort of Star Wars/Star Trek background as the science/space stuff gets our gears grinding. Well, now you can take that geeky, space loving obsession and turn it into a squeaky clean dermis.

The Star Wars Logo soaps retail for $6.50 each. To some, that’s a bit pricey for a single bar of soap. But these are a labor of love, created one at a time. Surely you can appreciate that.

[Product Page: Etsy -- SoapLane]

Geeky-Gadgets > Nowhere Else

WTF Special Edition: The “Steel Clean Soap Stainless Steel Hnad Odor Remover Bar”….what!?

Want a gag edition stocking stuffer? Perhaps a shiny “special” piece of coal for that disobedient child? From both ends of the spectrum to everything in between the “Steel Clean Soap Stainless Steel Hand Odor Remover” is without a doubt the weirdest concept I’ve ever seen. The first thought that comes to mind: “damn, leave some words for the rest of the internet…” Likewise?

According to the packaging, a little warm water, some stainless steel scrubbing and 30-60 seconds of your time are all that are needed to transform your hands from pungent fists of fury to completely neutral and unassuming. Does it work? For only $3.69 it’s cheap enough I wouldn’t mind throwing a few dollars that way. Then again, it’s extremely low price has me questioning it’s build quality. Steel itself isn’t exactly a dirt cheap commodity.

As for making your hands smell less like ass, I’m a tad hesitant. The last time I picked up some bare metal, stainless steel or not, “neutral” wasn’t exactly the scent that came to mind.

Get ‘em while they’re hot cold…

[Product Page: UX Sight]

Coolest-Gadgets

NES Controller Soap reeks of Mtn. Dew. Gamers flock to shower in mass numbers…

**Disclamier: I love gamers. I am a gamer. Some of us stink. Get this soap.

Do you have a quiet, unsociable cousin who smells like BO and spoils away in the basement for hours on end? Why does he smell? There’s no shower in the bathroom and you know he’s not coming up anytime soon. Besides, why shower if you’re not going out? Save water and gain more play time. Perfect! Jokes aside, (I know not every gamer smells like BO and lives in a basement — come one, not everyone is fortunate enough to have basements) most of the hardcore gamers I’ve met along the path they call life have been more into their hobby and love than for soaps and smelly stuff. Smell stuff in general isn’t a guy’s “thing” if you know what I mean. But gamers deserve the ability to love soap and bath time just as much as any female companion.

When the time does come for that magical shower time, instead of lathering up with the oh so common “fucking fantastic forest breeze”, “gratifying grape gumbo”, and “berry fresh ass”, reach a little further for the Nintendo Controller Soap complete with Mountain Dew fragrance. Gamers, your soap has arrived. The shape alone is enough to lure a few of you into the watery confines of the shower while the heavenly scent of your anti-drowsy drink of choice — Mtn. Dew — fills your nostrils and coats every pore of your body.

For the repulsed ladies reading you have to remember, those who chose to wear the Mtn. Dew fragrance don’t do it because you like it. They do it because they like it, constantly walking around and longing to sniff themselves.

Now if only someone could make a Mtn Dew soap you could actually eat….

• Purchase the NES Controller Mt. Dew fragrance soap from Etsy ($34 USD for a pack of 4)

OhGizmo! > ChipChick

Ctrl Alt Delte soap: *Insert clever title here*

If you are the type of geek that loves to be surrounded by your addictions and have already installed computer monitors in the shower, kitchen sink, and end table, the next route you may want to travel down is that of bathroom novelties. Instead of merely washing with boring soap, really get a good cleaning with Ctrl Alt and especially Delete soap modeled after computer keys. Be careful with the Delete soap, scrub too hard and you will end up looking like Michael Jackson with snow white skin and a goofy face. If gadgets and soap are some of your favorite things, hit up Two Egg Plants and get ready to hand over $6.50. Happy cleaning.

Source: Geeky-Gadgets