Washing machine 3-port USB hub card reader clock combo. Kitchen sink oddly MIA.

Washing machine 3-port USB hub card reader clock combo.  Kitchen sink oddly MIA.

Love to travel light and efficient? Have a knack for novelty flash drives/gadgets? Look no further than the Washing Machine 3-Port USB Hub Card Reader Clock Combo. Whew! It’s quite a mouthful to say yet the entire package is roughly the size of a rubiks cube. Obviously this USB appendage won’t wash your laundry. Why someone would want a miniature washing machine sitting next to their computer is beyond me. Hey, I won’t judge you. We all have our...

Scruffy looking a little dirty…toss him in the Dog-o-matic

Scruffy looking a little dirty…toss him in the Dog-o-matic

Have you ever looked at your little 4 legged (I presume) canine friend and are taken aback in disgust by his matted hair, dirt laden physique, and overall abyssmal appearance? Normally such a sight would mean the owner isn’t that great of a caretaker and doesn’t bathe their pooch regularly either by hose or by bath. However, for those out there who just hate getting icky, there is a new saving grace – the Dog-o-matic. Introducing the washing machine for...