Washing machine 3-port USB hub card reader clock combo. Kitchen sink oddly MIA.

Love to travel light and efficient? Have a knack for novelty flash drives/gadgets? Look no further than the Washing Machine 3-Port USB Hub Card Reader Clock Combo. Whew! It’s quite a mouthful to say yet the entire package is roughly the size of a rubiks cube. Obviously this USB appendage won’t wash your laundry. Why someone would want a miniature washing machine sitting next to their computer is beyond me. Hey, I won’t judge you. We all have our crutches. Moving on, this buffet of words does manage to fulfill the rest of it’s promises with 3 USB ports for whatever other crazy house hold appliances turned flash drive you may have, a card reader that supports XD, M2, T-Flash, SD/MMC, MS card, and finally — the most important of all — a clock. Green isn’t your thing? Sorry guys and gals, that’s your only choice.

As weird and awkward as this meshing of various forms of life is, I still kinda want one. Yes, I’m weird…

• Purchase the Washing Machine 3-Port USB Hub Card Reader Clock Combo for $11.69

Scruffy looking a little dirty…toss him in the Dog-o-matic

Have you ever looked at your little 4 legged (I presume) canine friend and are taken aback in disgust by his matted hair, dirt laden physique, and overall abyssmal appearance? Normally such a sight would mean the owner isn’t that great of a caretaker and doesn’t bathe their pooch regularly either by hose or by bath. However, for those out there who just hate getting icky, there is a new saving grace – the Dog-o-matic. Introducing the washing machine for dogs. Never again fumble with hoses, water cups, or shampoo all while trying to stay dry and clean yourself. Just toss that barking ball of fluff into the Dog-o-matic, shut the door, set the time, and carry on with more enjoyable things in your life. While scruffy is getting the bath of his life, for those 30 minutes you are a free bird to do whatever it is that you do. Don’t go running away just yet. You’ll need to deposit $20-$45 in order to get that squeaky clean pooch you desire. Apparently the French love this thing. UK’ers are up next. And if we’re lucky, maybe us Stateside dwellers may even get a chance.

Source: Geek-Gadgets, Dvice, Craziest Gadgets