Chris


I’m that general badass guy you see at the bar, in dark alleys, on the playground or hanging around Apple & Best Buy stores. Dont’ mess with me.

I’ve got a family. I like tech stuff. I am known appreciate, and occasionally participate in, immature humor. Beef; it’s what’s for dinner.

In my spare time, I like beer, long walks on the beach and chasing golf balls. In short grass.