Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Is your smartphone racist? Post screenshots here!!!

This isn’t a huge story, isn’t really anything worth reading, but if you are like me, and have a stupid autocorrect on your smartphone and want to share that with others, except for the people on the receiving ends of those texts, well, there is finally a site you can lolz with everyone else…

Damn You Auto Correct is a snazy little website where you can post screenshots of your lol corrects for others to laugh at.

Thanks to iClarified for the fun!

Funtime Fridays: IT Tech does the BlackBerry Tech Support hoe-down…

It’s Friday. That means you shouldn’t be serious. Instead, you should be just like this guy and bust out your inner dance master moves while on hold with tech support. Oh yeah…there’s a video. Hop in…

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GeoHot: The Movie

GeoHot: the movie. Even he doesn’t like it… Trailer after the jump…
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Apple didn’t get any Valentine’s Cards as a kid, so they take it out on us!

Since Apple didn’t have a fun childhood (or iPhones), they have to take the fun out of ours! If it isn’t one thing it is another with this company. Now, I am a huge Apple fanboy — have been since my Dad’s Apple deuce years and years ago, 20+ years in the making to be the stuck up snob I am today…But this is just getting ridiculous. Yes, their app rejection has become a little less fascist if you will, but it seems they do more and more to stop us from living our lives the way we want to.

The latest smack to our faces is that Apple was awarded a Patent today for filtering sext messages. Yes, you heard that right! Apple can now control the text messages we send back and forth. This is just basically uber parental controls for your kids’ iSlutPhones. But really…Why not have our parents educate our children from being slutbags and teach them respect for others and not to be complete arseholes. I see 8 year old children walking around telling me to “get the F*** out of my way” whenever I set foot into a Wal-Mart. Yes, that is because I am in a Wal-Mart, but still! This kind of censorship should start with the parents, not with Apple allowing them to slack off at teaching their kids things and giving them a lazy way out.

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Star Wars Chop sticks! Wait, what about Chop Sabers???!!! NICE!!

There isn’t much ‘meat’ to this post except for one of the coolest things ever made. Have you ever wondered how you could make your Chinese food nerdier? If so, I’ve got the solution for you! Peep this stuff out…

Presenting Star Wars Chop Sabers. Direct from Comic Con 2009 in San Diego (and you thought you had missed your chance to pick up a couple of sets!), these are official Star Wars chopsticks designed to look just like lightsabres. Available in your choice of Luke Skywalker, Yoda, and Darth Vader (for the dark side in all of us!), these collectibles are as practical as they are decorative. They add a touch of distinction to any meal, even that upcoming ordeal known as the family Thanksgiving dinner.

While they won’t actually light up or even slice through flesh like a knife through warm butter, they are officially licensed from LucasFilm. So let The Force be with you the next time you reach for the wasabi.

Only $9.95 per set from Dillyeo. Order yours today!

Product Features

Chopsticks in the shape of your favorite Jedi weapons
Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible
Yoda, green, 20 cm long

Go get yourself a pair at Dillyeo

Oh the irony: Tech School’s outdoor display gets BSOD treatment…

It doesn’t get any more original and ironic than this folks…

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Ha, Facebook translates Spanish birthday greetings into “Fuck you bitches”. That’s how they roll.

Of all the instances of things slipping through the cracks or someone “going out with a bang”, Facebook’s July 29th 2010 snafu will forever stay in my memory. The snafu, discovered by a TechCrunch reader, apparently involved (note the past tense — Facebook has already fixed the glitch) a small issue when changing your Facebook profile’s main language to Spanish. Up in the top right where birthdays are announced, the words “Fuck you bitches” resided instead.

Not exactly the Happy Birthday we’re used to. But in the spirit of a good laugh, I can certainly appreciate Facebook’s attempts to make me laugh. It was fun while it lasted guys…
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BlackBerry devices get their own “Death Grip” testing software.

Apple may have sidestepped the issue by calling out other manufacturers’ devices, but that doesn’t mean other manufacturers are taking the issue lying down. The humorously titled “Death Grip Meter” developed by Xtreme Labs and Fixmo does just what one would expect — tests the resilience of your BlackBerry’s signal when putting that strangling hold on it.

It’s nice to see RIM at least allowing the software to exist and not going all commando on it, axing it from App World and all. It’ll be interesting to see if the reported drop in signal strength actually coincides with any real-world call quality issues as it has on the iPhone. Think we’ll see a follow up iPhone version? Yeah, I think not…

Go ahead and give it a shot. Anyone dropping calls while choking the life out of your Berry?
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The new, redesigned iPhone 4 with optional “End Call” button…

Finally, function and form is coming together for the iPhone 4. Hardy hardy har…funny stuff. Ok, now that that’s settled, continue on with your day…
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The true iPhone 4 antenna fix: The iHand

While Apple goes about pulling a cover over iPhone 4 users’ eyes in regards to the antenna issue, real people with real solutions are stepping forward and going where Apple fails to go — the truth.

Introducing, the iHand. Made out of authentic European beechwood, the iHand will stop that pesky signal attenuation from occurring when your mammally mitts wrap their greasy bits around it’s finely contoured bottom. And worry not dear reader, for the makers of the iHand have taken all colors of humans to mind, featuring colors such as: Caucasian, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Indian (red) and even Kermit. Yes folks, someone does care…

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